Malcolm Payne, like Linda Stupart is a winner. Malcolm likes starlings, they are his favourite birds. His favourite painter is a lady who paints miniature birds. He once had a pet chameleon, named Julie. He was known to walk around in spandex and cowboys boots and had a penchant for David Bowie. He now only wears black, and a mustard sweater on Wednesdays. He has a horse riding drag queen friend.